I have a personal problem with sunglasses. I don't know what it is about them, but every time I put on a pair they just fuck me up. The awkward brown or black tent to everything just confuses me and makes me feel uneasy... Yes, I know this isn't normal, but neither is my contempt for hot liquids. Weird, but that's just how it is. So, because of this, I'm always extremely confused with and hateful towards people who wear sunglasses all the time... day or night... inside or outside.... what's your fucking problem!?! For this reason (and many others) I really hate Bonno.
Relating to consumption of visual culture, I don't see how these people (Bono in particular) can function. While looking at art or screening a movie does he just accept the fact that everything has a purple(or whatever color of the spectrum his sunglasses happen to be) tint? Has he just gotten used to the distorted world his treasured sunglasses have created for him? Does he imagine what something would look like without the rosy tint, or is the tint just another part of viewing things for him? Does he get confused when he takes them off? Most importantly, does he really think they make him look cool? I really don't see how he can live with himself...
Bonno, you look like a jackass. Please take off your sunglasses so you can see the world how it really is, buddy. I'm sure you could also save some money from not buying sunglasses in every shade ever made.
UNOS, DOS, TRES, CATORCE!!!! Learn how to fucking count in Spanish!
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